about-turn - U-turn
across the pond - in America
advert - commercial
aerial - antenna
aeroplane - airplane
afters - dessert
aga - stove
ageing - aging
agony aunt - advice columnist
alcopop - Sugary ladies drink
ale - Beer
alreet - alright
aluminium - aluminum
americans killing brits - friendly fire
analyse - analyze
anorak - geek
ansafone - answering machine
answerphone - answering machine
anti-clockwise - counter-clockwise
anyroad - anyway
apologise - apologize
apple and pears - stairs
apple n pears - stairs
apples and pears - stairs
aris - ass
arse - ass
arsed - bothered
arsehole - asshole
arseholed - drunk
aubergine - eggplant
aussie - australian
axe wound - vagina
aye - yeah
aye-up - hello
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back tickler - homosexual
badly packed kebab - vagina
bagsie - claim
bairn - child
bairns - kids
baltic - very cold
bampot - clumsy idiot
bang - fuck
bangers - sausages
bap - breast
bargepole - ten-foot pole
barking - crazy
barm cake - bread roll
barmy - idiotic
barnet - hair
barney - trouble
barney rubble - trouble
barrister - lawyer
barry - excellent
bash on - perservere
batty - gay
bedsit - one room apartment
beef bayonet - penis
beef curtains - vagina
bees and honey - Money
behaviour - behavior
bell end - penis tip
bellend - dickhead
bellow - yell
bender - drinking session
bendo - homosexual
berk - idiot
bespoke - customized
bessy - best
bevvie - alcoholic drink
bevvy - alcoholic drink
biccie - cookie
biffa - ugly chick
bifter - ciggarette
bil - police
bin bagged - evicted
bint - woman
biro - ball point pen
biscuit - cookie
bladdered - drunk
blag - mooch
blagged - robbed
blates - blatently
blathered - drunk
bleedin' - very
blem - cigarette
blighter - asshole
blighty - britian
blimey - wow
blinding - excellent
blinking - fucking
bloater - fat
bloke - guy
bloody - fucking
bloody nora - wow
blooming - fucking
blow off - fart
blower - telephone
blud - brother
boabie - penis
bob's your uncle - and there you have it
bobbie - policeman
bobbins - rubbish
bobby - Cop
bodge - screw up
bodge job - quick fix
boff - fuck
boffed - fucked
boffin - nerd
bofoon - idiot
bog - toilet
bog roll - toilet paper
bog standard - basic
boggart - bogeyman
bogie - booger
bollard - metal pole
bollocking - telling off
bollocks - testicles
bonk - fuck
bonked - fucked
bonkers - insane
bonnet - hood
boobarse - cunt
bootnote - footnote
boozer - bar
borstal - juvenile detention center
bounder - bad egg
bovad - bothered
boxing day - day after christmas
brass - money
brass flute - prostitute
brass monkeys - cold
brill - brilliant
bristols - breasts
brolly - umbrella
brown bread - Dead
brub - Brother
brum - Birmingham
brummie - a person from Birmingham
brush - broom
bubtion - baby
bugbear - bogeyman
bugger - asshole
bugger - asshole
bullocks - Testicles
bullocksae - bullshit
bum - butt
bum bag - fanny pack
bumf - paperwork
bunch of fives - fist
bung - throw
busk - play music in the street
butcher's - look
butcher's hook - look
butchers - look
butters - Ugly
buttie - sandwich
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cack - shit
cackhanded - clumsy
cakehole - mouth
calibre - caliber
camp - homosexual
candy floss - cotton candy
caned - stoned
capitalise - capitalize
car boot - trunk
car park - parking lot
car parks - parking lots
caravan - trailer
careworn - looking worried
carivan - Car
carriageway - highway
carrier bag - shopping bag
cellotape - scotch tape
central reservation - median
centre - center
chancer - gambler
chap - guy
chaps - guys
charva - white trash
chav - White Trash wanna-be gangster
chebs - boobs
cheeky - rude
cheerio - goodbye
cheers - thank you
cheesed off - annoyed
cheesy - tacky
chemist - pharmacy
cheque - check
chevy chase - face
china plate - friend
chinstrapped - Very Very Tired
chippie - restaurant
chippy - fish and chips
chips - fries
chivvy - hurry
chock a block - closely packed together
chocolate drops - chocolate chips
chuff - fart
chuffed - happy
cider - alcoholic drink
ciggie - cigarette
cinema - theater
clobber - clothing
clot - idiot
clothes peg - Clothes Pin
clumpy dumplet - short person
cob - bun
cobblers - nonsense
cock - friend
cock up - mess up
cock-a-hoop - excited
cockney - east londoner
cocksure - confident
codger - old man
codswallop - nonsense
collywobbles - fear
colonies - America
colour - color
come a cropper - have an accident
come to that - for that matter
conk - nose
cooker - oven
cop a - take a
cop off - fuck
copped off - fucked
copper - policeman
corking - excellent
cosy - cozy
cot - crib
cotch - loiter
cotton buds - Q-Tips
cotton wool - cotton ball
council house - public housing
counsellor - counselor
courgette - zucchini
cream crackered - tired
creps - Sneakers
crikey - wow
crisps - chips
crumbs - aw man
crumpet - teacake
cv - resume
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da - father
dae - do
daft - absent minded
dago - spaniard
dear - expensive
dialogue - dialog
diarrhoea - diarrhea
dickey bird - word
diddle - swindle
dinnae - didn't
dinner - lunch
dither - delay
doddle - easy
dodgem - bumper car
dodgy - shady
dog & bone - Telephone
dog and bone - phone
dog's bollocks - most excellent
dog's breakfast - mess
dog-end - cigarette butt
dogs bollocks - best
dogsbody - servant
dolt - idiot
dooze - Enough
dosh - money
doss - sit around doing nothing
dossing - sitting around doing nothing
doughnut - donut
dowdy - dull
dozy - slow
draught - draft
draughts - checkers
drawing pin - thumb tack
dressing gown - bathrobe
dual carriageway - divided highway
dumbarse - dumbass
dunno - dont know
durex - condom
dust-bin-trolley - trash-truck
dustbin - trashcan
dustman - garbage man
duvet - comforter
dux - valedictorian
dyke - lesbian
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ecosse - scotland
eejit - idiot
effing - fucking
effing and blinding - swearing
elastoplast - bandaid
elevenses - mid morning snack
ello - hello
em - them
endeavour - endeavor
engerland - England
estate agent - realtor
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fackin' ell - fucking hell
faff - pussyfoot
fag - cigarette
faggot - meatball
fags - cigarettes
fair dinkum - To be Fair
fancy - like
fannt - vagina
fanny - ass
fanny flaps - pussy
favour - favor
favourite - favorite
feck - fuck
fecking - silly
fibre - fiber
fillet - filet
film - movie
fizzy drink - soda
flange - pussy
flapp - flustered
flatmate - roomate
flavour - flavor
floater - turd
flog - sell
floop - cock
fluke - lucky win
flutter - gamble
foetus - fetus
fokked - very drunk
football - soccer
footballer - soccer player
fortnight - two weeks
fringe - bangs
frock - dress
frog - frenchman
fud - vagina
full stop - period
fuzz - police
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gaff - place
gaffe - home
gaffer - foreman
gallus - Excellent
gander - look
gaol - jail
gday - good day
gear lever - stick shift
gearbox - transmission
geezer - dude
geezer bird - transvestite
geordie - person from newcastle
george bush - Complete idiot
gerry - german
get my goat up - annoy me
get to fuck! - I do not believe that to be true, Sir!
get your bread dipped - get stuck in
giddy - dizzy
gimp - Disabled Person
git - bastard
give over - give me a break
give way - yeild
glaikit - stupid
glamour - glamor
gob - mouth
gobbing - spitting
gobshite - bullshit
gobsmacked - surprised
goggle box - TV
googly - bouncing cricket ball
goolies - balls
gormless - dumb
graft - work
greens - vegetables
grey - gray
grizzle - moan
grotty - disgusting
ground floor - first floor
growler - cab
guff - fart
guffawed - laughed
gutted - dissapointed
guvnor - boss
gyp - pain
gypo - slob
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haddaway and shite - I do not believe you, sir!
hae - have
hairy axe wound - vagina
half inched - stolen
hammered - drunk
hampstead heath - teeth
hand luggage - carry on baggage
handbrake - parking brake
harbour - harbor
harry potter and the philosopher's stone - Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
have off - steal
haver - ramble incoherently
having kittens - being nervous
haway - come along
head boy - valedictorian
headmaster - Principal
hen night - bachelorette party
her indoors - wife
hereaboot - around here
higgledy piggledy - jumbled up
high flier - important person
high street - main street
hill walking - hiking
hippocrockapig - ugly woman
hire - rent
hob - stove
homely - pleasant and comfortable
honour - honor
hoover - vacuum cleaner
hoovered - vacuumed
humour - humor
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i-tie - Italian
ice lolly - popsicle
icing - frosting
ickle - very small
in the shit - in trouble
initialise - initialize
innit - isn't it
ironmonger - hardware store
itie - italin
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jacket potato - baked potato
jacksie - Ass
jam - jelly
jam-jar - Car
james blunt - cunt
james hunt - cunt
jammy - lucky
jangle - gossip
japs eye - pee hole
jelly - jell-o
jiffy - hurry
jim-jams - Undergarments
jings - gosh
john thomas - penis
jomblies - tits
jugs - breasts
jumble sale - rummage sale
jumper - sweater
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kagoul - poncho
kecks - pants
kerb - curb
kerfuffle - big fuss
khasi - toilet
khyber - butt
kilometre - kilometer
kip - sleep
kit - uniform
kitchen roll - paper towel
kiwi - new zealander
knackered - tired
knickers - underwear
knob - penis
knobbed - fucked
knobish - dickhead
knock me up - bang on my door
knock up - Wake Up
knockers - breasts
kraut - german
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labour - labor
lad - guy
laddie - boy
laddy - boy
ladette - lush
ladybird - ladybug
lager - pale ale
lairy - abusive
lashed - drunk
lass - girl
lassie - girl
laughing gear - teeth
lavatory - Restroom
lavvie - restroom
lavvy - Toilet
lay by - rest stop
leg over - sex
litre - liter
lob - Throw
lodger - renter
lolly - money
lollyice - popcicle
loo - bathroom
lorry - truck
lurgy - sickness
luvvie - gay actor
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ma - mom
mafted - hot
make like shepherds - get the flock out of here
manky - gross
mardy - Moody
massai - Fantastic
mate - friend
mater - mother
maths - math
merchant banker - wanker
metre - meter
mick - irishman
miffed - upset
minge - vagina
minged - moved in an ugly fashion
minger - ugly
minging - ugly as sin
mint - good
missus - wife
mits - hands
mockney - Fake London slang
moggy - cat
mole grip - vice
mong - stupid person
moose - unattractive woman
moreover - besides
moribund vacuity - American way
mosie - mosquito
motorbike - motorcycle
motorcar - automobile
motorway - highway
mould - mold
moulting - Shedding
mucca - Mate
muck - dirt
muck raking - digging dirt
mucker - pal
muggle - non magic folk
mullered - drunk
mum - mom
munted - drunk
munter - unattractive woman
muppet - dimwit
mutt'n - deaf
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nackered - tired
naff - tacky
nancy - homosexual
nappies - diapers
nappy - diaper
narked - annoyed
natter - chatter
navvy - road worker
ned - white trash
nesh - sensitive to the cold
nick - steal
nicked - busted
niggle - nagging problem
niggling - nagging
nincompoop - idiot
ninny - idiot
nip round the local - go to the bar
nippy - irritating
nithered - freezing
nob - penis
noice - nice
nonce - child molestor
norks - breasts
nosh - snack
nought - zero
noughts and crosses - tic tac toe
nowt - nothing
nuffink - nothing
number plate - license plate
numbskull - idiot
numpty - idiot
nutter - insane person
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och - wow
off license - liquor store
offence - offense
oggy - pasty
oi - hey
old bill - police
olde - old
on the dole - unemployed
on yer tod - on your own
one off - something that happens once
orf - off
orientated - oriented
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p.a. - personal assistant
paedophile - pedophile
pants - underwear
parcel - Package
parky - chilly
parlour - parlor
parritch - porridge
pater - father
pavement - sidewalk
pear shaped - gone wrong
peckish - hungry
pensioner - old person
perspex - plexiglass
pete tong - wrong
petrol - gas
phone box - phone booth
phut - expired
pikey - white trash
pillock - idiot
pillow biter - homosexual
pinch - steal
pinhead - idiot
pips - seeds
pish - piss
pished - drunk
piss artist - drunkard
pissed - drunk
pisshead - drunk person
pissy eyed - drunk
pitch - field
plaster - bandaid
plastered - drunk
plates of meat - feet
pleb - idiot
plod - police
plonker - idiot
plough - plow
plunker - idiot
po faced - glum
polo neck - turtle neck
polythene - polyethylene
pommy - english
ponce - idiot
pong - bad smell
poo - poop
poochie - Vagina
poof - homosexual
poofter - homosexual
poppet - child
pork sword - penis
porkies - lies
porky - Lie
porky pies - lies
porridge - oatmeal
posh - well to do
post - mail
postbox - mailbox
postcode - zip code
postie - mailman
potholing - spelunking
potty - loopy
pram - baby carriage
pranged - dented
prat - idiot
prawn - shrimp
programme - program
pub - bar
pudding - Dessert
pukka - Brilliant
pushchair - stroller
pyjamas - pajamas
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queue - line
queueing - lining
quid - currency
quine - girl
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railway - railroad
randy - horny
rat arsed - drunk
rat-arsed - drunk
ratted - drunk
razz - puke
razzed - puked
reeking green trees - Marijuana
ring up - call
rodger - horny
romp - fuck
romped - fucked
ropey - not in good shape
rosie - tea
rosy lea - cup of tea
roundabout - traffic circle
row - argument
rub dub - Pub
rubber - eraser
rubber jonny - condom
rubbish - trash
rucksack - backpack
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sacked - fired
saffer - South African
saffie - South African
salmon canyon - vagina
samey - similar
sarnie - sandwich
sarnies - sandwiches
saviour - savior
scally - White Trash
scallywag - rascal
scapa - run
scarper - run away
scarpered - ran away
schtum - shut
scone - biscuit
scouser - person from Liverpool
scrap - junk
scrote - scum
scrummy - yummy
scrumpy - nasty drink
scuffer - policeman
scupper - obstruct
scuppereed - stopped
sellotape - scotch tape
seppo - Yankee
septic - american
septic tank - yank
septics - americans
settee - sofa
shag - fuck
shagadelic - fuckable
shagged - fucked
shambolic - unorganized
shandy - beer and lemonade
shank - knife
shash - nonsense
shat - took a shit
shazza - female white trash
shilling - money
shirt lifter - faggott
shirt-lifter - faggott
shirty - irritable
shit hot - fantastic
shit me whack - pooed my pants
shite - shit
shitfaced - drunk
shiv - stab
shizz - shit
shoddy - cheap
shoney - crawl
shopping trolley - shopping cart
shufty - look
sixes and sevens - crazy
skallywag - rascal
skane - I see
skanky - slutty
skanky - slut
sken - look
sket - slut
skinfull - enough alcohol to get drunk
skint - poor
skip - trash can
skive - unauthorized absence
sky rocket - pocket
skyrocket - pocket
slag - slut
slapper - desperate person
slash - piss
sleeping policeman - speed bump
smarm - polite but insincere
smarmy - polite, insincere
smashing - good
smeg - gooey substance
smeg-for-brains - idiot
smeghead - idiot
snockered - drunk
snog - kiss
snogged - kissed
snogging - kissing
snooker - pool
sod all - nothing
sod it - forget it
sod off - get lost
sod you - bite me
softie - wimp
solicitor - lawyer
spanner - wrench
spiffing - excellent
splendid - excellent
spotted dick - sponge cake with raisins
spotty - zit faced
sprog - small child
spud - potato
spunk - semen
squaddie - soldier
squidgy - malleable
squiffy - pear shaped
squiz - look
stag night - bachelor party
starkers - naked
steady on - whoa
steamin - drunk
steaming - drunk
sterling - great
steve mcqueens - jeans
stiff one - strong drink
stonking - great
straight away - right away
stroppy - grumpy
sultanas - yellow raisins
sumfink - something
summat - something
supper - dinner
supper - dinner
suss - realise
swamp hopper - REALLY ugly chick
sweets - candy
swift half - quick drink
swiftie - quick drink
swindle - con
switched on - sexy
swizz - con
swot - book worm
swotting - cramming
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ta - thank you
tackle - equiptment
tad - bit
tadge - penis
tadger - penis
take away - carry out
taking the mickey - making fun
taking the piss - making fun
tanked - very drunk
tannoy - public address system
tardy - late
tart - homosexual
tart fuel - cheap, often fruit flavoured, alcoholic drinks
tartan - plaid
tater - potato
taters - cold
tea break - coffee break
tele - television
telebox - Television
telly - tv
tetchy - touchy
the baked bean - the queen
the battlecruiser - the drinking establishment
the beeb - the BBC
the bollocks - the best
the dog's bollocks - great
the dogs bollocks - the best
the ready - the spare cash
the stink - asshole
the tits - the best
the tube - the subway
theatre - theater
thine - yours
thingamajig - thing
thingamijig - thing
thou - you
tidings - news
tilil - cash register
till - cash register
tippex - white out
tipple - some sort of drink
tipsy - drunk
titchy - very small
titfer - hat
tits up - gone wrong
to bits - very much
toddle on off - move along to
todge - penis
todger - penis
toe rag - scoundrel
toff - upper class
toilet - bathroom
tolly - White Trash
tom tit - shit
tomato sauce - catsup
tongue-wrestle - kiss
toodle pip - goodbye
toodly - brilliant
top banana - First Rate
top hole - finest quality
top notch - finest quality
torch - flashlight
toss - masturbate
toss-pot - jerk
tosser - faggott
tottie - tiny
totty - pretty girl
tracky - tracksuit
trainers - sneakers
tram - train
tranny - radio
treacle - molasses
trilby - felt hat
trolley - shopping cart
trolley dolly - stewardess
trolleyed - drunk
trollop - slut
trouble and strife - wife
trouser snake - dick
trousers - pants
tube - subway
tugger - Jerk off
tumour - tumor
tumped - farted
twat - pussy
twatted - hit
twee - tacky
twig - catch on
twit - nitwit
twonk - idiot
tyre - tire
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uncle ned - bed
up the spout - not working
uphill gardener - homosexual
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vapour - vapor
veras - cigarette papers
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waffle - rambling conversation
waistcoat - vest
wally - idiot
wank - masturbate
wanker - jerk off
wankered - drunk
wankers - jerk offs
wanking - masturbating
wanking chariot - bed
wanking off - Masterbating
waps - breasts
wardrobe - Closet
wassak - idiot
water closet - bathroom
wazzack - idiot
wazzak - idiot
wazzock - idiot
wc - bathroom
wean - child
wedge - money
wee - small
wellies - boots
wellingtons - boots
welly - boot
whazzock - idiot
whinge - whine
whinger - whiner
whip round - collection of money
whistle and flute - suit
whoops a daisy - oops
widdershins - Clockwise
wifey queer - lesbian
willie - penis
willy - penis
windscreen - windshield
wintry - Cheerless, cold
wonky - not quite right
wotcha - hi
wotcher - hello
wuzzock - idiot
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y fronts - tighty whities
y'r - your
yakking - talking
yampy - Crazy
yank - american
yankee - American
yanks - Americans
yardie - mobster
ye - you
yeh - you
yer - your
yob - hooligan
yobbo - hooligan
yonks - a long time
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zebra crossing - pedestrian crossing
zed - "z"
zimmer - walker
